The fact that they call it a "gown" is kind of absurd. There's nothing remotely elegant or stylish about that worn, oversize smock with the lame print they dole out in the maternity ward. Wouldn't it be nice if, given the indignity you're about to suffer, you could wear something a bit more dignified?

Fortunately, you have options. Girlie Gowns makes a line of cute, polka dot hospital-wear for moms-to-be. Choose from pink, baby blue and navy frocks with grosgrain ribbon trim – you can even have them monogrammed. The garments are as practical as they are pretty, with a wrap-around front to accommodate nursing and a partially open back (key for the all-important Epidural) secured with ribbons.

Tie one on and you'll be the belle of the ball. At least until the little princess or prince arrives.

Available online at girliegowns.com.